Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Kem Tahunan Kadet Bomba & Penyelamat Ke-5 2014

don’t be pekchek when you see my whole post is in english
I am just too lazy to type in chinese


22/3

First of all, Ice Breaking and games.
Secondly, we paint flags. We put quite lot of effort, even though it’s not the prettiest.  Then we introduce our group, our flag and our slogan. But in the end, we don’t know why, but we couldn’t fight, and our flags are tore into halves by seniors.

Next, we move on with Kawad Training.
It is very exhausting. Yeah, of course, it’s so sunny, there’s no shade, and it’s a tarred road, and we trained for hours without rest, and we are old so senior have higher hopes on us, and we even need to train without any timing.
But, well, I think we’ve done not bad and we had some improvements as we could march without timing.
We have the bond, we have the feel, we have the “agreement”, we could walk together in a same timing without even the need to say out the timing!

Then we have Theory Class which taught us about the history, function and aim of Bomba.
And, even CPR. But there’s one weird thing, senior say CPR is 2 inches(5cm), but my St John friend who is taking a nursing course says that it is supposed to be 1 inch(2.5cm), as he say that even 1 inch could break your ribcage. Okay well its true that CPR is 2 inches. But seriously, by saving someone, you need to kill him first?

Follow up, we have Physical Training. Yeah, physical.
And take note we only have not more than 10 girls in this camp.
Its really tiring, I do not bluff. Well, I do not have the need to bluff.
We done planking, Bridge, even Frog Jump and Duck Walk
Oh, how I feel like a Kadet Polis
But, quite impressively, I finished them all, even though in the end it is very abso-freaking-lutely tiring

Lastly, it’s the singing time
Everybody be like so high, singing the theme song and even running around
是有high

So today I’ll just introduce few slogans :
1)…… We are UNITY! You are watching… 1!
2)
全力以赴,做到最好,我们是power superman
3)Seal Team Go, Seal Team Win, Seal Team Born To Kill!
4)m.e. WE m.e. WE m.e.m.e.m.e.WE
谁是me? WE!


23/3

The so called Senaman Pagi.
Boys be doing 200 push-ups, while girls need to do 100 push-ups and squats and sit-ups.
Khai Xiang be like polis-style, uses his fist but not his palms. And he keep push-up-ing, and I seriously mean that he is doing it non-stop. Why so kiat la ah boy?
After that, we ran 6 rounds around the school.
Doyee and I take the lead, but whats most surprising is the boys behind say we are too fast.
What on earth? We girls are going slow kay? And I do mean very slow because we are not the athletic type. In fact I admit that I am those who seldom exercise. And you say I am fast? How impressive.

It is Kawad Training again.
Then we move on to Gadget Tying. Well, for now, tying those things are kinda easy and interesting. For now.

During lunch, I gave 1/3 of my rice to Yeong Jin. And my god he finish his rice faster than me! And I nearly can’t manage to finish my remaining 2/3.

Station game, play to earn water. Not much to say here, just not bad and interesting and challenging.
And there’s a station where we need to solve Maths questions. And my dear teammates push me out. Their one and only reason: You are 4S1 student mah. Wow, so pressured.
And the other group let Zien Loon be their representative. So now, it’s the battle between 4S1 and 4S2.
Well, I have a sad story here, cause 4S2 won the battle. The End.

Water war. It was so amazingly crazy that even librarians looked at us.
Yeong Jin was the last Ace(Target) to be shot as he hide behind the tree for a very long time and no one found him. Well, I did not able to find him too, that’s why I was wondering where the hell they went.
Damn smart strategy! So that’s why I always say that 4S1 is not the best, most of the time its the students from lower classes have better creativity and their brains can turn.


24/3

Yes dear, like I expected since yesterday. I just knew it. We are going to play with dirt cuz it  is Obstacle Cross!

First of all, we need to 一条龙。I can’t describe so just google it if you are so curious.

Then we need to crawl under tables. Seriously if you are big-sized, you will be cursing like hell because the tables are not that big.

Next, we need to thread our way through a tire. Then there is a few tires on the field so you need to like cross it. (jump jump jump and be quick, not like Xin Xie just one by one put his leg into the tires. Even senior facepalm herself)

After that, yeah, it’s the Commander Crawl. I’ve tried this when I am Form1 but that was on cement. Now it is more fun cuz it is on the field, with the mud and dirt. No, sorry, no mud, just dirt.

Next, we need to roll! Roll on the field! And then Limbo to the finishing line.

And yeah, I personally think this is one of the most fun activities. Well, I am just that kind of manly girls. Sure, many girls won’t like these “extreme” activities, but I ain’t any normal girl. Me and Xin XIe are like from two different worlds. Take note: Xin Xie is a boy.

Eric wishes to compete with me. ( Well, he did actually, I don’t know if he remember or not) You think if you compete with a girl, you will have a bigger chance to win? Hello, I said I ain’t normal girl, be prepared cuz if I win you, you will have no more dignity as a boy. ( Well, I did actually win him, I don’t know if he remember or not)

Tug of war! Not really that fair, cuz group 1 have 4 boys and 1 girl, while we have 4 boys and 3 girls.
The point is not at the number of human beings, the most important point is that group 1 have all kiat boys with muscles, while our boys are uhh, slim.
Ahh, nevermind, its over.

Backwood! Ahh this is one of my favorite activities too! Seems like I prefer backwood cooking more than modern cooking nowdays.
Our fire were the best.  Our fire never extinguish. Our fire can only be roaring and flouring higher!
Itzliddat lah, we have too much twigs and dried grass.
Even other groups need to come and cook here.
Backwood food are the best, especially the noodles. You hardly can cook the same taste and texture with gas and a pot. The backwood taste can only be done by wood and mestin.

I never know we still have lunch after backwood. I thought backwood is our lunch.
Well then, I shared a packet of rice with Xin Tian.
And again, boys are boys. Yeong Jin and Shu Yi each ate one packet of rice, and they finish faster than us.
We had a little rest time, so Yee Hang lie on Leong Teck’s stomach, Khai Xiang lie on Yee Hang’s stomach, Doyee lie on Khai Xiang’s stomach, and I lie on Doyee’s stomach.
I look like an outsider cuz they all are wearing Combine Camp shirt. Ahh who cares, it’s fun though.

Human Hunt / Treasure Hunt. We gotta hunt 11 seniors with a piece of clue. And amazingly, I never though we can advance so fast as we are like selambe-je, but we just succeed to find all seniors within the shortest period.
You never know, at Kien Soon senior de station, we were forced to hug Sau Pin senior and say :
宝贝,爱你哟,咔嚓咔嚓咔嚓
But it’s not the worst yet cuz I heard Kien Soon senior said, he shall ask the next group to hug Sau Pin senior and sing the Buddha song

So we continue with the Treasure Hunt. The clue is we need to find a thing that we had lost in this three days of camp. We couldn’t think of anything cuz we think things complexly.  Thanks to Xin Tian, we finally remembered that  on the first day, our flag were tore into pieces!

Seniors explained, that this game is to let us appreciate our friendship. It was a destiny and fate that we meet each other, so we must appreciate each other and keep on the friendship. As a team, we may fight and quarrel like a puzzle tore into pieces, but we must be patient and be nice to each other and work together, then we can be united like pieces of puzzles joined together into a beautiful picture.

Last activity of the day is Fiesta Nite. Okay, its actually drama.

Group 1 presented a drama with a moral value: Unity.  I don’t usually like dramas with moral values unless it has some humor element in it. And this drama do have a little, so I like it a little.

Our group performed a drama about hero saving a princess. It’s a lame title I know, but for me, drama is a form of entertainment, so I  prefer to have some jokes in my drama. Yes it is quite funny, but still not that good. What you expect, we did not even rehearse.

Group 3 with their Love Story between Killer and Inspector. The story is funny(with the MH Bomoh element) , but in the end I am touched. The script may look normal, but when it is acted, it is hilarious and touching. What a love story, oh how I feel like crying.

Group 4 with their King and his Bride. This story is pure “laughing-stock” with a little element of love, very little. Why did I say it is a “laughing-stock”? There’s a reason, a very good reason. The King has a headgear made of newspaper which imitates the king of the olden times (few thousand years ago) with beads made from strips of newspaper dangling from the headgear. For some, it may be irritating, but for me, I just laugh as hard as I could. And the costumes of each “model” is terrifying. I will still laugh and clap as hard as I could. Overall, it is a very funny drama, really funny, even though the original script don’t meant to be funny but it’s upon the actors, isn’t it? Let’s laugh again, cuz I could laugh for years every time I thought of this drama.

Finally, all seniors gave their speech. Most of the female seniors cried. It is a truly emotional moment where a few campers cried too. I can’t cry. Its not that I don’t want to cry, but I just don’t have the feel or urge to cry yet.  I just feel that this camp will be a happy and precious memory.
In the end, we took a group photo. Too bad, Khai Xiang went home early.
Well, it will still be a good memory though.

And I never forget to list down a few humans in this camp which gave me quite an impression.

high女:Doyee
歌王:Khai Xiang
Kiat
佬:Khai Xiang
(尖叫):Yong Shuen
angmo speaking
Danisha
kuchi : Shu Yi


FLAMING HEART, BURNING PASSION 

KWANG HUA BOMBA, WE ARE ONE




5TH ANNUAL CAMP,  完美结束


不要批评我们BOMBA很少人,我们人少感情好!



享受今夏天的熱 穿越條幸福的河
想做吞大象的蛇 不自量力說真的
有何不可 我想寫歌

當天是空的 地是乾的
我要為你 倒進狂熱
讓你瘋狂 讓你渴
讓全世界知道 你是我的

天氣瘋了 海水滾了
所以我要 無樂不作
不要浪費 每一刻快樂
當夢的 天行者

像你這樣的天使 該有翅膀和名字
該美麗中帶著刺 該很認真的屬於我一次

當天是空的 地是乾的
我要為你 倒進狂熱
讓你瘋狂 讓你渴
讓全世界知道 你是我的

天氣瘋了 海水滾了
所以我要 無樂不作
不要浪費 每一刻快樂
當夢的 天行者

當天是空的 地是乾的
我要為你 倒進狂熱
讓你瘋狂 讓你渴
讓全世界知道 你是我的

世界末日 就儘管來吧
我會繼續 無樂不作
不會浪費 愛你的快樂
當夢的天行者 要快樂







Friday, March 21, 2014

信凯回来咯~ + 派考卷 + Story of Inertia + kaobeh的诗集


17/3

校长儿子上台拿奖,然后要拍照。
出于自然反应,校长儿子几乎要抱着他老爹来拍照
好啦,现在可成了校园笑柄

因上个星期五的放假,于是剩下的月考科目就今天补考
历史老师派考卷,全班有两位最高分(哎呀呀,不是唤雨哟)
有点伤心的是,全班只知道阿国最高分,全然不知其实我跟阿国同分
当然,当唤雨得知此事之后,他反应很大,几乎要撕烂我的考卷

今天!凯凯他回来探望我们!
哦,对,以前,我称呼他为:巡查团团长/阿信
不过,既然现在他都去新加坡读书了,我就用回他的真名吧:信凯
原来信凯大哥在新加坡是读男校
老秉:“来,我帮你检查,看你的性取向有没有变。”
信凯大哥的消息也很落后,主要是他不肯看我的部落格
“哈?作么酱多女生去参bombaBomba有收女生的咩?!”
之后他就一直留在我们班(反正他离开也是到处lepak而已)

18/3

天才的信凯大哥穿着以前的巡查员制服回来。
而且今天不止信凯回来,就连久违了的雁敏(就是之前的小雁/雁雁)也从新加坡回来
唉,说句实话,如果是那种静静的同学(阿章,阿全,杨女……)出国了,又回来探望我们,我们一定不会那么兴奋

今天派华语考卷,老师说只有四个人90以上
然后,真不愧是一家人,小育96、我和李靖92、唤雨91
不只是同一家人,还是同一组出来的

我、如意、伊那休、勤勤、Celest、阿邱、矮仔展廷、还有另一个女生留校做MUT的事情。
Celest
那组很认真,而我们这一组就无缘无故的一直很high,一直在笑。
同时还有几个图书馆理员留校画画。偏那小刘画画时,屁股翘得老高。

19/3

道德老师很pekchek我们的成绩
老师:“你们有些人写到好像大学论文一样,你们是想证明你们很厉害是吗?!”
唤雨拿90分,看到李靖的分,哈哈大笑;看到我的分,大麻该死。(哎呀谁叫我就比你高10分呢)

华语节,老师让我们现场写作文
大部分人应该都选择了《中学生是否需要补习》吧?
我、李靖、如意这些没有补习的人类自然是反对到底了
倒是那个消防仔还拼命赞成,说的补习好像天似的
虽然我不喜欢他的看法,可是我觉得他的句子很完美的表达了他的想法

Bomba camp, well as I expected, 4 ahli tertua/tertinggi(消防仔,江鱼仔,凯旋,书义) as ketua, then 4 ahli kedua tertua(我、如意、思慧、Danisha as penolong ketua

物理老师用2个故事来解释Inertia

1)有俩朋友去逛街,其中一位被车撞死了。另一位就打电话给那死了的朋友的妈妈。
如果他直接说,阿姨你儿子死了,那阿姨一定不会接受并破口大骂:“你才去死!”
如果他慢慢说,阿姨,我是那个谁呀,今天跟你儿子去逛街的呀……那阿姨就比较容易接受
结论:那种很刺激忽然出现的力量,物体不能接受;那种慢慢来的力量,物体接受得到

2)大刘要出省了(就是outstation),女朋友给他道别,还送了一包汉堡包。大刘上巴士后就要吃汉堡包,可是司机猛踩油,结果burger eats face。换了一个比较醒目的司机,大刘也拿另外一个汉堡包出来吃(花心,好多个女友)。司机老远就看到有牛过马路,就快快刹车,结果face eats burger

20/3

化学老师派考卷。唤雨拿满分。
阿朝和消防仔跟我打赌,唤雨拿到考卷一定会”yes”
好,唤雨来了,我就很慢的告诉他,6:4
结果,唤雨看到考卷后只是“哦”了一声
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!跟我赌?!这个叫inertia

今天留校kawad
kaobeh
的大刘一直kaobeh,弄到我差点笑

21/3

阿思和李靖很兴奋他们的librarian camp,于是阿思就很兴奋的做在我的位子
于是我就很“兴奋”的一下又搬去唤雨隔壁,一下又搬去小育隔壁


华语老师又来卖书了,这次卖的是诗集
这个诗集真的是包含了各种话题,《如厕记》、《我爱猪肉》这种东西也有
最严重的莫过于《我与摄影机》,请裸体我,AV我,请舞女我,请娼妓我,不要道德我。
我和唤雨简直是一边读一边恶心

Saturday, March 15, 2014

三月月考——就延续我们的作弊传奇吧 The Chronicles of 4S1 - The Legend of Cheating

10/3

今天又是4S2拿整洁比赛冠军。天呐,我们俩班打平手了!
这个拜六是ICT Block的开幕典礼(唉,都用了两年,现在才开幕,会不会太好笑了一点)

想必大家都知道 MH370 的事件
惊动全国,惊动世界
于是今日周会我们默哀两分钟
默哀的时候就好好默哀吧,中三的学生以后可别再笑了,你们又不是不知道我们的纪律老师有火眼金睛,你微笑她都看到
#PrayForMH370

化学节的时候,消防仔、阿朝、阿育、我、彤彤、李靖,坐在同一组
真是奇怪的组合啊,三男三女
(所以说,我们没有性别歧视哦,很和谐滴)
(当然,没有上次我坐在四个男生中间,还有唤雨坐在四个女生中间,那么严重和奇怪)
这个情况都是因为那个消防仔一直想跟李靖一起坐,最后倒是我和小育一起坐了
小育很后悔的说:“哎哟,作么我要委屈自己坐在这个洗手盆前面?”
可怜小育还在病着
彤彤:“小育,作么你戴口罩?”
小育:“你为什么又不问阿琪为什么她戴口罩?”
彤彤:“阿琪生病呀!”
小育:“我也生病呀!”
我:“呃,正确来说我和小育是同一天生病的……”
(靠背的人,不要问我和小育是什么关系,居然同一天生病,这是纯属雷同!)

历史老师本来说:“那些没有做功课的全部都要扣分!”
李靖就在担心了:“啊,那我不是要再扣多几分?”(她是图书馆理员)
最后老师说:“唉,我看你们那些可怜的面孔,这次就算了,下次就真的要扣分了!”
我当时就怀疑,莫非就是唤雨在那边可怜兮兮的模样?!

desperateSH@RE居然真的desperate到要在女厕所前面……
*
注:女——厕——所——
……卖杂志
唤雨看到我的时候还好兴奋的跑过来:“阿琪!!!要不要买SH@RE???!!!”
而我只是很冷静镇定的站着
一个大男人跑到女厕所前面不会羞么?

11/3

我看到唤雨下车,我知道他走在我的后面。
我知道当我放下书包后他还不现身,一定是不知躲在哪里
果然——“哈!”——唤雨想吓死我,只可惜,我从他下车的那一刻就知道他的存在了

老师期望我们会在华文的事情上多多参与
比如,希望我们有30个同学会订购《读者》
比如,希望我们有15个同学以上会参加“中国历史文化地理比赛”
老师:“我很相信你们的本事哟。”
谢男就说了一句吓死人的话:“老师,卖花赞花香呀!”
对,重点就是在这句花
大家听了无一不惊叹:他的华文程度什么时候飚升了?!

男生的体育节。
据说,小刘、小育、阿章还有另外一个男的正在打羽球
这时,阿何(Rumah D PSU)来了
阿何叫小刘闪开(such a bad attitude
然后他俩吵起来
然后阿何:“要打架是吗?!”
小刘:“来啦!”
阿何就整个很黑帮老大的样子走过去
小刘:“sorry gorgor
什么?!?!?!?!
小刘你怎么可以这样?你什么尊严都没有了好么!

我、如意、小育还有伊那休在谈天
小育有个伟大的梦想,就是要把我变成女生(变回女生)
小育问我为什么不留长发
我:“长大后自然是会留长发啊,现在短发好打理。”
伊那休就好兴奋的说:“哇,等你留长发了,我们一定要做一个gathering。”
啊,既然如此,我必定不会辜负诸位的期望,一定会留一个长发,加刘海

小育又叫小刘来教我女子礼仪(男生教女生“女子礼仪”,笑死,却是事实)
之后小育和小刘就拼命酸我不是女生
小育:“小刘,你不可以这么说阿琪,可能女大十八变咧?”
然后他俩就幻想我长大后会是怎样,小刘扮出一副好风骚的模样

之后又说到我的声音很粗,接着就说到伊那休声音很小
结果伊那休一开口……**——他的声音比我更像女人(当然除了喊command的时候)

我们玩glue(我的glue
玩过我的glue的都知道……嘿嘿嘿嘿,30cm就没有,10cm倒是有
小育和小刘自然知道其中的意思,伊那休看我们示范了几次终于明白了,单纯的如意不明白
我让老秉过来解释给如意,结果老秉二话不说拉下拉链(又是Hush Puppies,我又猜对了)
不懂如意有没有吓到还是traumatized
小育就硬说小刘被老秉的举动吓着了,要我道歉
重点:要我对着小刘撒娇道歉
抱歉,我很镇定的说我做不到
结果我最后硬硬道歉,把他们给笑死了
“阿琪,你好像在跟黑帮老大道歉啊!!!”
到最后他们硬硬逼我撒娇,结果一个两个被我搞到鸡皮疙瘩


放学,亲爱的老秉几乎忘记带相机回家
我很把他的相机当宝的,于是我就打算帮他带回家
走在路上,老秉老妈的车!!!
我和唤雨几乎是飞奔过去
结果,原来老秉回去拿他的相机
我:“可是他的相机在这儿啊……”

And today is a really hot and sunny day
And you know it is so damn hot when even a boy uses an umbrella

12/3

道德老师问我们谁没有去过Muzium Negara
几乎一半的同学举手
老师:“What? You all should organize a trip to Muzium Negara!
李靖马上望向我,我也望向女班长
嘿嘿,嘴角浮起一丝弧度

英文
有点不错,只是……有点confusing

高级数学
哇真是刺激,太刺激了,刺激到会心脏病爆发还有爆血管

温习嘛,我硬硬挤在消防仔和李靖中间
有人说我很亮
我:“啊难不到你真的以为我是纯粹要读书?!”

国语
大多人已经开始作弊了,包括哥我
老师很专注改考卷,根本没有发现到
阿雄还居然可以站起来光明正大看答案

数学
说实在的,跟高级数学一比,简直是小菜一碟

生物
那些图片真他妈的够blur

最后一节,我们居然还赶得及做experiment
然后阿洪和消防仔 fought for 李靖’s book
最后又是我出面才能解决俩人的纠纷
真是整大缸的浓醋都给你喝光了

13/3

真是……
比云顶更云顶的狗屁天气
连班上也朦胧一片
同学们纷纷戴上口罩
可怜的老师没有口罩

历史
真他妈的白读了
真他妈的太容易了
我和唤雨都说太容易了,别人则说还好

体育
是根本没有人会读的科目
如果你读了,你还有何颜面留在我们这一班?
不过!这张试卷真的几容易一下,大部份common sense
我的答案当然就是写到大大个了
人人为我,我为人人,越是在这种艰难时期,越是要帮助大家
This is the Golden Age of
作弊!

道德
老师你厉害啦,出一题essay罢了

华语
居然在这种关键时刻忘掉了一部分关键词

物理
哈哈哈哈哈哈
真有够刺激了,就像高级数学一样
呜呜呜呜呜呜

唤雨发神经,一直称赞我的高级数学很好
(拜托先生,我的高级数学有一部分是你教出来的)
我拗不过他,只好附和:“好好,就当作我的高级数学比你好。”
有一点虚荣感
毕竟当one of the top students praise you, it feels kinda … good…

14/3

有关当局表示,API reading is 325
WTF?!
haihhh 算了,停课就停课,反正就是去了学校也不一定有心情考试

顺便提一下,MH370事件已经是第七天了,当局还未找到任何东西


真是应了唤雨昨日的话:“我希望明天不要看到你。”
我:“啊?”
唤雨:“就是希望明天不用上学。”
哦,还以为你如此憎恨我……