Sunday, February 27, 2011

超级秘密光明正大偷窥行动

课外活动放学后,我看见班长站在铁门边。
要不是他的水瓶,我是认不出他的。
他背着一个黑色sling bag, 拿着如常的水瓶还有一个红白色的手机。
哼,以为自己很有型。

我看见了King Kong 和冰淇淋。
King Kong 不认得我。

我也看见很多人。
可是,很多人却看不见我。

我好厉害呀。。。。

Second month in school (续集)

Nicknames (续集)
Gajah/大象/河马/长毛象 = Langkawi
冰淇淋 = A boy who looks like my 大姑的小儿子

Computer Class
电脑节,班长等人用电脑画画。
一个画,一个画,一个画和尚
题目是。。。。KCY (班长的朋友)
目睹者皆笑死。

射人
一天,我很无聊,又想射班长。
气死了,竟然射不到?!
射又射不准,射到 TZY 和NJH 的头发。
放弃了,去射 KCY 。
射到准到不能再准。
KCY : “ 哪一只狗射的?”
你才是狗!
他不知道是我!成功!

Lakonan Sejarah
题目:Peralatan dan Kepercayaan Zaman Neolitik
演 peralatan 时,全部人好像乞丐一样,用手扮碗,走来走去。
演 kepercayaan 时,LWX 倒下去扮死人,其他人就拜他。
班长用水瓶丢他的肚子。
顿时坐起来。
重演。
LWX 再次躺下去。
阿干很不小心地踢/踏错了地方。
LWX : “ 喂,你干吗?!”
TAMAT

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Second month in school

Nicknames
Lets talk about my class first.....
The monitor gave nicknames to some people.......
阿干/阿敢  = A boy who acts like a girl and says he is a girl ( his surname is Gan, so they call him 阿干)
阿吊/阿刁 = A girl who will buli the boys when the boys buli her ( her surname is Teoh, sounds like 吊)
And my friend, 芯, said they are a nice pair.
If you are in my class, you know what it means.
Langkawi/Elephant/Hippo = A girl which is not very big size buy they say she is big size.
King Kong = A big size boy who likes to say bad words. ( 手上有一本“泡妞秘籍”)
There is a boy beside the moniter.
His nickname is 智商零, which means no IQ. ( his nickname is the terbalik of his name)
He is really no IQ.
He will always ask some stupid questions.
He always borrow books from other people. ( to copy answers )
没有智商的人类!

Note: We had changed places and the moniter is not sitting infront of me.
English Period in My Class
We have a competition on guessing food names.
The moniter's group have the least marks. ( that means they are losing )
The moniter ran to the other group, which is next to my group.
So, to 报仇, 我开始用塑胶圈和一些纸张射班长 loh.
My friend also do that.
班长very angry, he 瞪住我们.
We still continue.
I know he won't buli girls.

Toilet
One day, the 班长 wants to go toilet.
He drinks a lot of water first.
When he wants to go and ask the teacher, the 阿干 went and ask the teacher first.
So, 班长和阿干抢着去厕所, 笑死人了 .

Spotcheck
Somebody said that there will be a spotcheck.
Highlighter and marker pen is not allowed to take to school.
So, LWX throw the highlighters on top the cabinet.
CCY put the marker pen inside the Tang Long decoration.
虚惊一场,there is no spotcheck at all.
CCY cannot take out the marker pen already.
Hah, padan muka, 活该呀!!!!!

过分
The LWX steped my friend's shoe one day.
LWX told CCY : “ 其实我得罪她很多次了,都是不小心的。”
The 她 is my friend.
不小心?
应该是故意的吧!

Valentine's Day
On the Valentine's Day, 发生了一件很轰动学校的事.
A girl in first class received a present from a third class boy.
The card says "I Love You".
That is definitely not me, I am in the second class.
I know this thing because I have a friend in first class and a friend in third class.
厉害咧!

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Read this if you understand BM

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!

Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

Monday, February 14, 2011

Hong Kong Trip

This Chinese New Year, I went to Hong Kong, Shen Zhen, Zhu Hai and Macau.

1st Day
We reached LCCT at 10am amd reached Hong Kong at 5.10pm. After we met with the tour guide, we had dinner. Then, we went to Mdm Tussauds (杜莎蜡像馆)and Mongkok Ladies Market(旺角女人街). Then we checked in L'Hotel(如心海景). We slept at 2am.






2nd Day
We had dim sum for breakfast. After that, we went to Avenue of Stars(星光大道) and Golden Bauhinia Square(金紫荆广场). We passed by Aberdeen Treasures Hai Xian Fang(珍宝海鲜舫) and Wong Tai Sin Temple(黄大仙庙). Then we went to a Jewelry and Herbal Shop. After lunch, we went to Shen Zhen. Reached there at 5.40pm. Later, we check in Holiday Inn Hotel after dinner.





3rd Day
We had breakfast at the hotel. Then, we went to the 世界之窗. After lunch, we went to a Herbal Shop. After that, we went to 锦绣中华 and watch shows there. We went back to the hotel at 9.30pm.






4th Day
After breakfast, we went to Zhu Hai Lover's Road to visit Fishing Girl Statue(渔女像). We passed by 广东番禺, which is my grandmother's kampung. After lunch, we went to Macau via Gongbei Port (拱北口岸). Then, we visited 妈阁庙 and Ruins of St. Paul's (大三巴). We passed by 观音像 and Fishermanswharf (渔人码头). After dinner, we went to visit the Venetian Casino (威尼斯赌场). Then, we went to City of Dreams-The Bubble(新濠天地天幕), to watch a show called 龙腾. After that, we checked in hotel.




5th Day
After breakfast, 自由活动. We went to 大三巴 again. First, we ride a bus to 港澳码头,from there we take a taxi to 大三巴. Along the road down the hill, there are many deliciacy shops selling biscuits such as 钜记and 咀香园. There are four 钜记shops there! So, we went to every shop and 试吃, and we did not eat lunch that day. We also bought some biscuits from 钜记. Then we went back to the hotel. My 表哥 very hungry, so he ate a plate of 扬州炒饭, one piece of toasted bread and a 猪扒面包. And he said he could still eat more. We went to the airport by bus. When we are going to reach Malaysia, I saw many lights and stars. We went back home by car.

Note: Reached M'sia at 1:50 am and I am schooling that day. Imagine how long I slept cause I still need to do some homework.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

通過考試的老師

Now, I like to share some stories I read in teacher's blog, I don't know why
This is what I read in a teacher's blog, again

通過考試的老師

我的學生出了一個考題,顯然只有我通過了這場考試。

明天,我就要退休了。做了整整三十五年的中學老師,我可以說這一輩子過得非常充實,非常有意義。 我到現在還記得我開始做中學老師的那一年。我一畢業,就進入一所明星中學教數學,學生因為是精挑細選出來的,很少功課不好,教起來當然是得心應手,輕鬆得很。隨便我怎麼出題目,都考不倒他們。

可是,我忽然注意到班上有一位同學上課似乎非常心不在焉,老是對著天花板發呆。期中考,他的數學只得了十五分,太奇怪了,全 班就只有他不及格。而且分數如此之差。

有一天,放學以後,我請他和我談談。這小子一問三不知,對成績的大幅落,講不出任何理由。他一再說他上課聽不懂我講什麼,我卻覺得他不用功,因此就威脅我要去找他的家長。立刻緊張了起來,他說他五歲時父親生病去世了,母親改嫁到美國,沒有帶他去。他一個人和祖母一起住,經濟情形很好。

可是祖母年紀大了,連國語都不大會講。也不認識字,如果知道他功課不好,一定會非常傷心的。他被我逼急了。忽然問我:「老師,難道你以為我騙你?難道我會做題目,卻假裝不會做?」我被他問得啞口無言,除了鼓勵他以後上課要用功一點以外,還願意替他補習數學,而且當天晚上就開始。

這位學生一開始還不大願意接受我做他的義務家教,可是由於我 的堅持,他只好晚上乖乖地在我的督導下做習題。我發現他其實不笨,只是對數學反應慢了一點,每週替他補習兩次以後,他終於趕上了進度,考得愈來愈好。兩個月以後,我就不管他了。這位學生以後就和我很親密了,當時我們夫妻兩人沒有小孩,我太太知道這孩子沒有父母以後,就找他來吃飯,他有什麼事情,一定會來找我商量,包括一些生涯規畫的問題。他考大學也算順利,去成功嶺前還來向我們辭行,可是第三天,我收到一封他的信,信的內容令我吃了一驚。

老師:請原諒我騙了你一次。當年我功課忽然一落千丈,是我故意的。我一直沒有爸爸,也想有個爸爸,這樣,如果有什麼問題,我好問問他,因此我心生一計,我發現我的英文老師、國文老師和數學老師都是男老師,我決定假裝功課好差,看看他們反應如何。

我的英文老師對我的成績完全無動於衷,他將考卷還給我的時候,一點表情也沒有;我的國文老師將我臭罵了一頓,他說他最痛恨不用功的學生,他罰我站了一個小時。我雖然只有高一,個子已經很高,高個子最怕罰站,這麼大的人了,還要被羞辱,我當然心情不好。第二天〈赤壁賦〉一個字也背不出來,國文老師發現我交了白卷以後,立刻又罰我站,然後,在下課的時候,他向全班宣布,他已放棄了我。

唯一關心我的就是你,你不但一再問我怎麼一回事,還替我補習。其實你只要關心就夠了,我完全沒有想到你免費地當我的家教老師,我必須假裝不懂,如此裝了整整兩個月之後,才脫離苦海,但我從此發現我很會演戲。最使我感動的人,其實是師母。她對我的關心,令我永遠也忘不了。

師母第一次請我去吃晚飯,正好寒流過境,我故意沒有穿夾克。師母一看到我衣服單薄,立刻押著我去附近的冬衣地攤,替我選了一 件厚夾克,我知道你們做老師的薪水並不高,還對我這麼好,我知道我找到爸爸媽媽了。

我從此以後將你當做我的爸爸,有什麼事,我都會問你,你也都會給我建議,我也偷偷地學你的為人處事。你對人誠懇,我也因此儘量對人誠懇,這些都是你所不知道的事。我要在此請你原諒我,我當 年騙你,實在是迫不得已,我的確需要一個好爸爸,難得你對我關懷,我從此凡事都有人可以商量。由於你在我功課不好的時候沒有放棄我,你是我一生中對我影響最大的人。祝 教安 騙你的學生 張某某上。

這封信令我出了一身冷汗,我們做老師的一天到晚考學生,卻很少想到學生也在考我們。我的那位學生出了一個考題,顯然只有我通了這場考試。

從此以後我就特別注意後段班的同學,無論他們的資質如何,我都不輕言棄,總會儘量地幫助他們,使他們能學多少就學多少。這麼多年來,我教了不知多少功課不好的學生,有幾位大器晚成,還得到了博士學位。不論他們的學業成就如何,他仍都在社會上有工作可做,沒有一位出問題的。我發現後段班學生都非常感激我,他們的任何成就,也都令我感到驕傲。

明天,有很多我過去教過的學生會來參加我的退休茶會,大多數恐怕都是當年後段班的學生,那位騙我的學生當然一定會來。他的事業很成功,一直和我保持密切的聯絡。我要告訴他,我才應該謝謝他,他改變了我的一生,他是我一生中對我影響最大的人。