Second month in school

Nicknames
Lets talk about my class first.....
The monitor gave nicknames to some people.......
阿干/阿敢  = A boy who acts like a girl and says he is a girl ( his surname is Gan, so they call him 阿干)
阿吊/阿刁 = A girl who will buli the boys when the boys buli her ( her surname is Teoh, sounds like 吊)
And my friend, 芯, said they are a nice pair.
If you are in my class, you know what it means.
Langkawi/Elephant/Hippo = A girl which is not very big size buy they say she is big size.
King Kong = A big size boy who likes to say bad words. ( 手上有一本“泡妞秘籍”)
There is a boy beside the moniter.
His nickname is 智商零, which means no IQ. ( his nickname is the terbalik of his name)
He is really no IQ.
He will always ask some stupid questions.
He always borrow books from other people. ( to copy answers )
没有智商的人类！

Note: We had changed places and the moniter is not sitting infront of me.
English Period in My Class
We have a competition on guessing food names.
The moniter's group have the least marks. ( that means they are losing )
The moniter ran to the other group, which is next to my group.
So, to 报仇, 我开始用塑胶圈和一些纸张射班长 loh.
My friend also do that.
班长very angry, he 瞪住我们.
We still continue.
I know he won't buli girls.

Toilet
One day, the 班长 wants to go toilet.
He drinks a lot of water first.
When he wants to go and ask the teacher, the 阿干 went and ask the teacher first.
So, 班长和阿干抢着去厕所, 笑死人了 .

Spotcheck
Somebody said that there will be a spotcheck.
Highlighter and marker pen is not allowed to take to school.
So, LWX throw the highlighters on top the cabinet.
CCY put the marker pen inside the Tang Long decoration.
虚惊一场，there is no spotcheck at all.
CCY cannot take out the marker pen already.
Hah, padan muka, 活该呀！！！！！

过分
The LWX steped my friend's shoe one day.
LWX told CCY : “ 其实我得罪她很多次了，都是不小心的。”
The 她 is my friend.
不小心？
应该是故意的吧！

Valentine's Day
On the Valentine's Day, 发生了一件很轰动学校的事.
A girl in first class received a present from a third class boy.
The card says "I Love You".
That is definitely not me, I am in the second class.
I know this thing because I have a friend in first class and a friend in third class.
厉害咧！