Perasmian Bulan Pusat Sumber
其实我觉得,这个bulan很没有意义,跟我们bomba比起来,真的几没有意义一下啦
可是很有趣,所以我还是要讲
勤哥操控着直升机(当然是玩具直升机啦,怎么可能是真的直升机呢)
直升机悲剧了,it crashed like MH ( well, if MH really did crashed )
亲爱的司仪——阿洪居然说知识要好像直升机一样……
(我当然明白你的意思是学习要如金字塔,要能广大要能高)
难道真的要像直升机一样,crash like hell?
no way right, so we just ignore the helicopter-failure and move on to the promotional video ( which is very interesting and nice precise editing, in my opinion )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjEgByIx8aQ&feature=youtu.be
okay, just too bad i cant upload the video
校长敲打所谓的警钟/警铃,然后铃声一响,屏幕出现大火(自然是假的)
之后!重点来了!
消防仔、凯旋、书义、凯翔,一人抬着一个hose,饶着广场跑一圈!
之后跑上台,假假灭火
不过真的是帅爆了!
充满了男人魅力,再加上所谓的制服诱惑……(没有那么够力,没有那么够力,别担心)
总之,我从来没有觉得他们是那么的帅气。
只有在这一刻,认真的少年消拯队员们,真真正正的帅了一次
(可能在别的女生眼里他们帅了很多次,不过在我眼里,这是最帅的一次)
我开始不爽英文老师了
我抄袭就抄袭吧,老师你发现了我的奸计,你打可直接扣我的口试分数
可是你何必劝我?
老师,用一下常理吧
当我已经沦陷在抄功课的坏习惯时,我是无法回头了
你以为经你这么一番劝告,我是会忽然觉悟?
算了吧,我沦陷了
15/4
华语口试,如意说到了《中国四大神兽》
那么今天我就趁这个机会,给大家说以下我们的四大禽兽
青龙 - 老秉(因为龙性淫)
白虎 - 消防仔(因为是战神,然后他很像《冥枭》的波勒将军)
玄武 - 阿恒(有三个人告诉我他可以做四大禽兽,所以就放进来了)
朱雀 - 我(因为我怎么说也是个女的)
之后空节,太得空了,不知怎么就说到江鱼仔了
消防仔:“他生气起来可能都比小刘妩媚。”
啊哈哈哈哈,依稀记得那天江鱼仔跺脚的样子……
真是娇柔妩媚!
英文老师最够力
她迟到了三十分钟(就是还剩五分钟的上课时间)
还敢敢继续教书
老师,还剩五分钟,你这样也爽?!
16/4
火警演习
最失败的是,请不到pegawai,没有起火,只是乱乱喷
好吧又是时间回班了
刹那间!
"Masuk baris! Satu... Dua...Tiga..."
我、如意、Celest刹那间转头
话说我其实几乎奔过去了
可是认真想想,是MPK ahli才需要masuk而已
天呀真是吓死我了
在班上,和唤雨share texbook while doing addmaths homework
做到一半,我:“啊!我不会做!”
唤雨:“放心,你等一下,我来救你了。”
…… ==
想想一下,结果我会做那一题了
倒是唤雨刚做到那一题:“哼,有点难度。”
哎,等你来救我,我都死了咯。
留校,即席演讲训练。
老师评语:“……唤雨很有自信和经验,阿琪没有自信和经验但是有知识……”
哇嘿嘿嘿嘿
这次的题目是《人美不如心美》
于是我用齐宣王和钟无艳的故事做例子
是不是聪明绝顶!
即席演讲训练完毕,我去看看bomba pameran
发现到,他们真的有够desperate
书义、家星、永宣居然跑来问我有没有兴趣看
17/4
ponteng-ed whole sejarah period
为的只是去寻找永宣
可是我找不到!!
刚巧遇到祥阿姨(小育),他居然说有兴趣参加华语即席演讲
啊你这么多tR还不够啊?!
真是所谓:成功的tr boy 背后都有一个homework girl
而我就是祥阿姨背后默默耕耘的homework girl
说得好听一点:祥阿姨给我机会训练我做功课的速度(以方便我把功课借给他)
这几天,祥阿姨一直在tr,独剩伊那休在班上
今天,祥阿姨回班了,伊那休却tr,真真是难得!
留校吃饭时,永宣挤着玫瑰和凯翔
好,可能你不明白我要表达的画面
永宣让玫瑰和凯翔零距离接触(坐到很靠近那种)
之后,开档,招人来看pameran
这一部分我草草带过了
然后诸位男生居然早回
独留家星一个小男生(真的好小)帮我们搬道具回room
如意就很厉害,抬大hose
我就没有那么厉害,抬小hose
DMC拍MV
笑死,居然找我们当kelefeh
啊好啦随便吧,看看一下表演咯
18/4
dear fire drill again
well I expected it as principal said he would like to have it one more time
and our teacher purposely blurt it out
And our Physics teacher is so steady
the bell rang and stopped and he is still teaching steadily
he said : " nah, we wont die, this is fire drill only "
he said : "we might be the latest but we are the most neat and tidy"
but this fire drill was special
they really assume there is a fire
and there really is somebody screaming
and they attach the hose
and ChuYin carries the BA set and ran to save people
and even St John and BSM came to save people
ohkayy this is a very real fire drill
i like it
今天pameran最后一天,我、如意、消防仔、唤雨,很steady站在那里谈天
上课了都不进班
又ponteng moral
本来只是在找一个老师
结果变成帮另外一个老师找人
英雄救英雄
我去4S3找人
刚好是华语课,老师叫我背名句
我……背不出来
幸好此刻唤雨进来了!
(妈的你怎么不早进来 T_T)
唤雨:“天将降大任于斯人也……”
一众同学为他拍手
老师终于让我找人
可是我找的人居然没有来!
啊,我可以死掉吗?
事后唤雨回班炫耀:“阿琪没有我就不行了!”
我:“我只是给你机会show一下你的本事。”
pameran last day, 于是消防仔挑战游戏
我站在一旁时,消防仔根本达不到30枝
我一离开,消防仔就拿到37枝
哇,可以不要这样吗?
我一走开你就赢完?而且是全场最高记录!
19/4
今年巴士很准时,准时到我们是最早抵达的
首先两场讲座,去年听过了
接着refreshments
hmm, this year they had quite a feast
a packet of milo, a sandwich, a brownie, a karipap
this could be my lunch ehh
and the most exciting thing is
I met an old friend Ian !
OMG what more surprising is he participated in the essay writing competition
well not really surprising as his english is always good
next is public speaking competition!
title for prepared speech : Study of Space?
notice that little question mark?
well, many ignored it and talked about outer space
some smarter ones talker about cisual space and personal space
very good, as long as you are different from the others, you have a good chance of winning
impromptu speech : PLASTIC
oh my, such challenging?
again, everyone talked about plastic bags
and one smarter one talked about plastic surgery
and so, he won, champion
btw dear 消防仔,如果你看到这个
李靖要我转告一些东西
可惜你没来看演讲,否则我不用费那么大心思
有一个学生说道personal space
he talked about celebrities and their annoying stalkers
he also talked about when he is interviewing people, they sat so near to him that they could stab him to death ( if they do stab him )
so, having some personal space is crucial
and lets respect personal space
let other people have their own personal space
不要跨越界限哟
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