The Theories, Philosophy and Definitions of Exam

好吧，当然，在这次考试当中，我自然是也思考出了很多道理
现在就给大家说说

Definition of Exam :

1)  A test to determine how much information you can store in your brain for each subject

2)  A test to determine how well you can cheat without being noticed by the invigilator

3)  A process where you try to convince yourself that your answer is correct, even though it probably might be wrong

The Theories and My Philosophy of Exam 

1)  太快做完考卷是不好的，因为你总会觉得你好像少做了什么

2）别人是写到不够时间还在拼命写，我是写到要靠算字数来打发时间

3）考试会恐惧，有些人因为做不完而恐惧，有些人因为不会做而恐惧

4）有些人因为害怕考试而患上忧郁症，我是怕我会因为害怕考试而患上忧郁症

5）人人都在想：考试了
      而我却在想：还有两个星期就考完了

6）考试是一种折磨，当你百思不得其解，别人却在埋头苦干

7）考试是一个让你思考人生道理的宝贵时间

8）考试是为了让大家彻底并深刻了解教育制度和考试制度的失败

9）华语考试就是古文会比现代文容易

10）考试真的要勇气，来面对你的成绩

11）我纵横考场多年，遗憾的是我不曾在考场真正睡觉过

12）每次写作文时都是在玩命，偏偏爱选那些冷门怪异的题目

13）Only in Malaysia, you will have PJK PSK and Moral in exams

14）Only in Malaysia, Moral and Civics is not about common sense, but they have a marking scheme and you can even memorize the answers (Definisi)

15）Subjektif的利与弊：很难作弊

16）If you see many decimals during Add Maths, don't be panic, its normal

        If you see many decimals during Maths, well, be panic

17）有读AddMaths的人都会觉得Maths其实很容易……吧？Or is it only me?

18）Maths may be easy as hell but never use Add Maths way to do Maths, or else everything is wrong