小便

科学节，阿雄忽然要上厕所。
阿雄：“Teacher, may I go to toilet？”
老师：“Why, big or small？”
阿雄：“Small.”

老师：“How do you call the small one？”
阿雄：“Err, digest urine....”
全班狂笑。
老师：“Huh?! WRONG!”

阿雄：“Can I go to urine？”
全班笑。
老师：“WRONG! If you go to the urine, that means the urine is there, you walk to the urine, you look at the urine, then you come back.”

阿雄：“Can I go to past-urine？”
全班笑。
老师：“Wrong!”

阿雄：“Can I go to pee？”
全班狂笑。
老师：“Well, pee is correct but not polite. WRONG!”
全班再次狂笑。

老师：“For your information, not only for his information, the small one is called urinate. ”
老师之后让阿雄去了。
老师：“Be quick, shoot.”
全班狂笑。
老师：“I mean shoot to the toilet, not shoot and dirty the wall.”

之后阿雄回来了。
老师：“Wah, very quick. Did you dirty the wall?”
阿雄：“Hah? No, teacher.”
老师：“Next time don’t go toilet so often, or I will think that you have problem with your kidneys.”
全班笑到不行。